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Created on 2001-05-12 06:45:30 (#131290), last updated 2009-11-12
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Basic Info| Name: | bess |
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| Birthdate: | 03-23 |
| Location: | Decatur, Alabama, United States |
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bkh202@aol.com Bio"I have great affection for Nazi porn, especially the pictures that contain dead Jews. I also have great affection for privacy and sarcasm, which explains the afore-typed sentence." *INSERT* this is the first time I've looked at my own Lj info in about three years. I wrote my mini-bio back when I thought ballsy meant saying really crude things whenever you felt like it. while I maintain that a strong dose of crudeness does a body good, I now recognize it should be administered with care. "I have a friend who thought he got his 30 year old woman pregnant. Turns out he shot a wad of blanks. Sorry, Charlie!" *INSERT* that really happened. "I think I'm an extremely likeable person. I'm also handicapped. Maybe that's why I have so many fwiends." *INSERT* right. note to self: it's also courteous to keep inside jokes to a minimum, especially when posting in a public forum, to avoid sounding like a damn fool.
*descriptions of items listed below that end with "made of cheese" were originally posted as a playful jab to the ribs of LiveJournal bigwigs who made "I like things made of cheese" an example of what one should include in one's list of interests. I explain said descriptions to remind myself why I "like" things made of cheese, since the Lj bigwig weinies have snatched the butt of my joke from under the Interests header. *INSERT* huh. you'd think it would have been less trouble for me to just delete the part that no longer made sense. at any rate, I don't think you should necessarily fit your interests in the sentence "I like ________." it's more of a "________ interests me" kind of thing.
*descriptions of items listed below that end with "made of cheese" were originally posted as a playful jab to the ribs of LiveJournal bigwigs who made "I like things made of cheese" an example of what one should include in one's list of interests. I explain said descriptions to remind myself why I "like" things made of cheese, since the Lj bigwig weinies have snatched the butt of my joke from under the Interests header. *INSERT* huh. you'd think it would have been less trouble for me to just delete the part that no longer made sense. at any rate, I don't think you should necessarily fit your interests in the sentence "I like ________." it's more of a "________ interests me" kind of thing.
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